Ruined My Pool Table
I cannoot belive my son just ruined my beautiful connelly pool table! That table was a gem and he literally dropped a deuce on the felt!
All I did was ground him for shooting at the police! This pool table was so beautiful, but was it worth keeping my son from becoming a cop killer? I am not so sure yet. As I stare at the steaming mess I can’t help but think the table and my family would be better with this little psycho behind bars.
Guess it’s time to thicken the chains in the basement. We can’t afford to let him escape again. Time to buy a new pool table!
